Oh, Hayden how I love you.
I woke to find you pouring syrup on the rug.
Why Hayden, Why are you pouring syrup on the living room rug?
"I'm hungry"
Oh, Hayden! You don't pour syrup on the rug, what were you thinking?
"I'm hungry"
Were you going to eat it off the rug?
"NO!"
Oh, Hayden.
